Aren't I Lovely?
Sung to "Wouldn't it be Lovely" from My Fair Lady
First Mom gives me a nice clean bib
Then a cup from which I sip
and smears food on my lip
Oh aren't I lovely?
Yummy yams and some warmed mushed pears
It's on my face and it's in my hair
I got it everywhere!
Oh aren't I lovely?
Smashed up apples and green beans
I don't do it to be mean
I flick it on Mommy
Oh aren't I lovely?
Boob Muncher
Sung to I'm a Girl Watcher
I'm a boob muncher,
I'm a boob muncher.
Munching lots of boob,
Yes I do.
I'm a boob muncher,
I'm a boob muncher.
Munching lots of boob.
I want some now.
Boob-boob-boob
Boob-boob-boob
When I get hungry
I get boob from my mommy.
It puts the milk in my tummy.
And when I drink that milk,
Mmmmm goes down like silk,
And it tastes very yummy!
The world is such a wonderful place and there are so many things
to explore. Here are a few of my current favorites:
- Toes!--Yours or mine, I love toes! I like to talk to
them and suck on them. They are almost as neat as my fingers!
- Pugs!--Nothing is funnier to me than a snorting little
dog. They love me, too!
- Booby!--Yummy milk fresh from the tap--there isn't anything
better. And good for me, too!
- Fishies!--Amazing and relaxing to watch!