Story One: Dog Food -- False. Anyone who knows our dogs knows that they eat too fast for anyone to get a chance at their food. They eat like ravenous sharks, gulping their food as quickly as possible. Also, Mommy has always been very careful about letting me get near the dogs while they eat; she says eating dogs are dangerous.
Story Two: Flying Trapeze -- True, although the "cat-like reflexes" may have been a bit much! Let my mommy hang her head in shame!!
Story Three: The Booger -- True to the last disgusting detail.
1. What was the last kind of insect you squished?
Not really applicable. My daddy does the insect hunting. He won't squish them though. He just catches them and puts them outside so they can run back in again later and surprise my mommy.
2. If there was an actor/athlete/political figure you could squish like a bug, who would it be, why and how would you squish them?
Does Santa count? I hate him.
One of these stories is false. Can you pick which one? Leave a comment with your selection. I'll tell the truth on Monday.
Story One: Dog Food
When I was about 8 months old, my mom caught me eating dog food. She freaked, of course, and made me spit it out, but I didn't want to. For a long time, she debated about giving me syrup of ipicac. She called the doctor, who told her not to bother.
Story Two: Flying Trapeze
The first time I went in the high chair, my mom didn't buckle me in all the way. I happily sat there throughout the meal (homemade, of course). When Mommy took away the tray, I decided to make a break for it. As I started to fall, my mom used her cat-like reflexes to catch me. Then she cried.
Story Three: The Booger
When I was a few weeks old, my mom saw this thing in my nose and discovered that it was, in fact, a booger. She called my dad over to look at it. He took it and examined it in the light. "Should we call the doctor?" my mother asked. "No," my dad replied. "But we should save it for a while." He put it on a kleenex and kept it for the rest of the day.
1. Do you have a screensaver? If so, who/what is on it?
Mommy and Daddy have one of me in my swimsuit splashing around in my little wading pool.
2. What is your opinion on vegetarianism?
Too many vegatables. Is there a fruitatarianism?
Although, if I can dip it in salad dressing or ketchup (my new obsession), we may have a deal!
Courtesy of Daily Double
1. What/Who is on your current desktop paper?
I recently played with paints that my mom gave me and made some lovely artwork. I even managed to get yellow on the paper when red was the closest color.
2. What was the most recent movie that you've watched?
Wallace and Gromit with my Macky and Grandad. They put in the laserdisc while Mommy and Daddy went on a date. Yuck!
This is an entry to take up space while my mother tries to figure out how to add a web ring to my site.
evidently, it needs to be long because of the way Auntie Erin set-up the site
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